Scenario time: It’s hot as hell outside. It’s as humid as that sweaty dude’s ironic beard at a Mumford and Son’s show. But, there are also plenty of Pokemon that are a mile away, and you need to walk your ass over there and back to hatch that damn 10km egg. You work up the courage, throw on some sweat bands and make the journey. Success! You pop a fuckin’ 1700 CP Dratini out of that egg, and then stagger to your kitchen, because you’re probably dehydrated, you crazy fool. You open your fridge, you see a beautiful can of North High’s Grapefruit Walleye, and you grab the bottle of water next to it, because you’re dehydrated, remember? But later, when you’re lucid and celebrating your ‘mon, you reward your ability to go out into the real world like a semi-normal human with some tasty beer. Grapefruit Walleye!
On the nose, we’re talking juicy notes of citrus peel and sweet grapefruit. Crackers and a hint of caramel sweetness bring some balance, but the hop and citrus dominate. A touch of flowers and orange pulp chill out in the back, while a the faintest hint of tropical fruits adds a fruity halo ’round the potent citrus. Near the back of each breath, notes of wet pine mingle with a resinous punch to draw this beautiful bouquet to a close.
Taste-wise, a layer of caramel-drizzled crackers arrive first, creating a subtle but persistant backbone. Immediately following, sweet citrus and grapefruit peel slide across the tongue, assertive but not overly-aggressive. There is a gentle citric bite at the back, followed by a noticeable session-style bitterness. A touch of hop spice and florality arrive near the end, alongside a sticky Citra juiciness that clings to your tongue as the rest of the flavors slip away. Peaches, a bit of guava (for real, guava), and a gentle grapefruit pop round out each taste, lingering for a bit before bubbling away.
North High’s Grapefruit Walleye is a perfect drink for this time of year. Bright, refreshing, full of flavor, and wrapped up in a sessionable package so that you won’t pass out after a can or two. The perfect reward for all that walking you’re doing between your lured-up Pokestops. Just don’t drink while pokemoning.
